outstanding in the field

The other day one of our local folks came in and said she thought she saw Burr out standing in the corn field which was fine but the way he was standing there looked like he was p..ing. But last night when we went by to go home he was laid out flat like he was dead. Nope just the wind knocked him over. Those statues are very real looking from a distance. Burr, use the restroom and stay out of the field when it's windy. Have a great day.