It's Cold !!!

Oh baby, it's cold outside. There is your regular cold where you can't feel your fingers or toes but that isn't really cold. You know it's cold when it takes two hands to shove the dog out the door to go p.... and she stands there with one leg in the air because putting all four down would just be too cold, and she's giving me a dirty look. Yes, they can do that. Also when your nose hairs freeze in your nose that is a sure sign. When you spill the gallon of water for the windsheild to get defrosted all done your pants and it instantly freezes to your leg, thats when you know its real cold. Also when its only eight degrees and you go outside and it feels positively balmy, thats when you know its been way to cold !!!